Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 04:14:46 -0100 (GMT)
From: anakata
To: Peter Pehrson - enya.com <peter@enya.com>
Subject: Re: For your information

On Wed, 22 Dec 2004, Peter Pehrson - enya.com wrote:

> Fredrik Neij
> PRQ Inet / SE 969700-4027
> Box 1206, SE 11479 Stockholm, Sweden
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> FOR YOUR INFORMATION
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Dear Fredrik Neij,
>
> it has come to our attention that a number of our works and trade marks now
> appear on your own website.
>
>
> http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3215747
> <http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3215747&hit=1> &hit=1
> Enya A Box Of Dreams - 886 transfers
>
> http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3252776
> <http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3252776&hit=1> &hit=1
> Enya - The Celts - 291 transfers
>
> http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3252777
> <http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3252777&hit=1> &hit=1
> Enya - Watermark - 316 transfers
>
> http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3230233
> <http://thepiratebay.org/torrents-details.php?id=3230233&hit=1> &hit=1
> Enya - The Celts - 386 transfers
>
> As these albums are under Copyright and no EU or Swedish law allows
> unauthorized distribution of this ripped music, you are in violation of our
> Copyright.
>
> You are additionally in violation of Swedish and EU law as you are violating
> our Trade Mark by listing Trade Mark protected names (protected under
> Swedish law) on your web page without permission.
>
> You have 72 hours to completely remove the above links.
>
> After this you will receive 1 (ONE) legal note from GrayZone. You will
> receive no further notices.
>
> Also please note that making this email public or ridiculing it will result
> in immediate legal action and we are also contacting RipeNCC for suspension.
>
>
> Regards
> Peter Pehrson
> aigle music / warner music international

Dear whatever-you-are,
thank you for providing us and our users with such great entertainment.
I'm not talking about Enya (hey, Enya fucking sucks), but instead of your
nonsensical email.

You have
- confused us with our ISP
- no knowledge whatsoever about BitTorrent
- no knowledge whatsoever of the appliciable laws (trademark or copyright)
- made very entertaining threats (hey, go ahead and contact RIPE NCC,
please, I beg you)

You have scored 10 out of 10 points on our Legal Threats Entertainment
scale. You win the grand prize: A lifetime of ridicule on our legal
threats section (http://static.thepiratebay.org/legal/) !
Congratulations!

Please also note that I'm not currently out of toilet paper, so you may
wait a while before sending legal papers.

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Yeah, right...